Over the weekend, Alex and I went to Pittsburgh for the weekend and we will probably never go back there. Pittsburgh was great we went to IKEA to shop for furniture for both of our apartments. We spent almost six hours in IKEA; it was so much fun. The problem was that the people that live in Pittsburgh are terrible drivers. They are rude and drive like maniacs. There are signs on the highway that say “Drive Carefully” and “Don’t Tailgate” how sad is that. The roads are not any better. On our directions is said to follow the Orange Belt, sound easy, the Orange Belt goes everywhere you could be driving around in a circle and still be on the Orange Belt. Nothing Good Came Out Of Pittsburgh!

I have not celebrated Ash Wednesday for years and now my boyfriend and I will be giving things up for the first time in years. When I was younger I used to celebrate lent by giving up junk food. This year I thinking about giving up more. My boyfriend will be giving up smoking cigarettes and fast food. Since I have not celebrated lent in years I want to test my will by giving up drinking, smoking cigarettes and weed, and sex. I have not gone a week without having sex. I would have to throw out all my vibrators so there will be no temptations. The only problem is that if I give it up, so will my boyfriend. The drinking will just annoy me because everywhere I go there are people playing drinking games and the constant saying of “Drink Bitch”. The smoking is something that I will have to stop anyway. I know that if I test positive for weed I will never get a decent job. This will be the hardest thing that I will ever have to do. I don’t even know why I want to practice lent, I guess you do crazy things when you are in love.

I have intelligent friends.  They had the brilliant idea of hosting a “Fake Purse Party”. They decided to meet in Breckville so that they could meet someone who would sell them fake, Coach, Louie, Proda, and Guicci purses at a discounted rate. This was a good idea in theory, but the only problem is that it’s illegal. If any of my girls get caught buying these purses they can be charged with a felony. They would be charged with “Trafficking Counterfeit Goods” there is a penalty up to $2,000,000 and potentially go to prison for up to ten years.  Brilliant Ladies.