I had the biggest shock from my father because he knows more than what I thought he did. I had a TV which with a VCR player built in which I thought was broken. The only problem was that there was a porn in the VCR and I couldn’t get it out. I tried for months to get the video out of the VCR with no luck. The moment my dad touched the TV it turned on. He pulled the video out, read the title and was embarrassed for me. I was sitting on the couch and my dad came up to me and said, “I can’t think of you as my little girl anymore”. I could not believe that he found one of my movies. Now this gets even better because that very day he told me that he found one of my vibrators under the passenger seat of my car. I couldn’t believe that: one I left one of my vibrators in my car, and two: that my dad knew what a vibrator was. The sad part was that the vibrator in question doesn’t even look like a traditional vibrator, it’s the naughty gnome. I could not believe that he knew what a vibrator was or that he could even talk to be about it. I was able keep everything hidden for years. Now he knows my secret.